Twit Wit: The 5 Best Tweets About This Weekend's Movies

comments: 0 || add yours Nope, new movies 50/50, Courageous, and Dream House didn’t take the weekend box office away from Moneyball and Dolphin Tale. Boo, I know. But that doesn’t mean your favorite Twitter celebrities didn’t have anything to say about it! In today’s Twit Wit, we see what Sarah Silverman, Patton Oswalt, and one staggering Jeopardy! champ have to say about the cineplex. I’ll take “Moneyball Jokes” for $600, Alex. 5. Alec Baldwin had a rough weekend at the movies. Herman Melville and Keisha Castle-Hughes will not appreciate the way he expresses it. #embedly_twitter_43704225{background:url(http://a0.twimg.com/images/themes/theme1/bg.png) #C0DEED;padding:20px;}#embedly_twitter_43704225 p{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 0px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_43704225 .embedly_tweet_content{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_43704225 p span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:0px;height:40px;padding-bottom:12px;}#embedly_twitter_43704225 p span.metadata span.author{line-height:15px;color:#999;font-size:14px;}#embedly_twitter_43704225 p span.metadata span.author a{line-height:15px;font-size:20px;vertical-align:middle;}#embedly_twitter_43704225 p span.metadata span.author img{float:left;margin:0 10px 0 0px;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_43704225 p a {color:#0084B4;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_43704225 p a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_43704225 .embedly_timestamp{font-size:13px;display:inline-block;margin-top:5px;}#embedly_twitter_43704225 .components-above span.embedly_timestamp{font-size:10px;margin-top:1px;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_43704225 a {color:#0084B4;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_43704225 a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_43704225 .tweet-screen-name {font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;}#embedly_twitter_43704225 .tweet-full-name {padding-left:4px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_43704225 .tweet-actions{margin-left:10px;font-size:13px;display:inline-block;width:250px;}#embedly_twitter_43704225 .components-above span.tweet-actions{font-size:10px;}#embedly_twitter_43704225 .controls{line-height:12px!important;}#embedly_twitter_43704225 .tweet-actions a {margin-left:5px;}#embedly_twitter_43704225 .tweet-actions a b{font-weight:normal;}#embedly_twitter_43704225 .components-above span.tweet-actions a b{vertical-align:baseline;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_43704225 .components-above .tweet-text{font-size:13px;vertical-align:baseline;}#embedly_twitter_43704225 .tweet-image {float:left;width:40px;}#embedly_twitter_43704225 .tweet-user-block-image {float:left;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_43704225 .tweet-row {margin-left:40px;margin-top:3px;line-height:17px;}#embedly_twitter_43704225 .tweet-user-block {}#embedly_twitter_43704225 .stream-item {padding-bottom:0px;margin-left:12px;}#embedly_twitter_43704225 .simple-tweet-image img {margin-top:4px;}#embedly_twitter_43704225 .simple-tweet-content {margin:0 0 13px 0px;font-size:14px;min-height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_43704225 .in-reply-to-border {border-color:#EBEBEB;border-style:solid;border-width:1px 0 0;}#embedly_twitter_43704225 .in-reply-to-text {margin-left:4px;padding-left:8px;padding-right:10px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_43704225 .tweet-actions i {background:transparent url(http://a2.twimg.com/a/1306889658/phoenix/img/sprite-icons.png) no-repeat;width:15px;height:15px;margin:0 4px 3px;outline:none;vertical-align:baseline;display:inline-block;}#embedly_twitter_43704225 .tweet-actions a.retweet-action i {background-position:-192px 0;}#embedly_twitter_43704225 .tweet-actions a.reply-action i {background-position:0 0;}#embedly_twitter_43704225 .tweet-actions a.favorite-action i {background-position:-32px 0;}@AlecBaldwinAlec Baldwin I’m 0 for 2. That movie sucked whale ass.Oct 02 via Twitter for iPhoneFavoriteRetweetReply 4. National Lampoon takes a 50/50 joke to a deadly, uncomfortable place. I approve! #embedly_twitter_77186326{background:url(http://a3.twimg.com/profile_background_images/5209022/bg-body.jpg) #2290e2;padding:20px;}#embedly_twitter_77186326 p{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 0px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_77186326 .embedly_tweet_content{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_77186326 p span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:0px;height:40px;padding-bottom:12px;}#embedly_twitter_77186326 p span.metadata span.author{line-height:15px;color:#999;font-size:14px;}#embedly_twitter_77186326 p span.metadata span.author a{line-height:15px;font-size:20px;vertical-align:middle;}#embedly_twitter_77186326 p span.metadata span.author img{float:left;margin:0 10px 0 0px;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_77186326 p a {color:#0084B4;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_77186326 p a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_77186326 .embedly_timestamp{font-size:13px;display:inline-block;margin-top:5px;}#embedly_twitter_77186326 .components-above span.embedly_timestamp{font-size:10px;margin-top:1px;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_77186326 a {color:#0084B4;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_77186326 a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_77186326 .tweet-screen-name {font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;}#embedly_twitter_77186326 .tweet-full-name {padding-left:4px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_77186326 .tweet-actions{margin-left:10px;font-size:13px;display:inline-block;width:250px;}#embedly_twitter_77186326 .components-above span.tweet-actions{font-size:10px;}#embedly_twitter_77186326 .controls{line-height:12px!important;}#embedly_twitter_77186326 .tweet-actions a {margin-left:5px;}#embedly_twitter_77186326 .tweet-actions a b{font-weight:normal;}#embedly_twitter_77186326 .components-above span.tweet-actions a b{vertical-align:baseline;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_77186326 .components-above .tweet-text{font-size:13px;vertical-align:baseline;}#embedly_twitter_77186326 .tweet-image {float:left;width:40px;}#embedly_twitter_77186326 .tweet-user-block-image {float:left;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_77186326 .tweet-row {margin-left:40px;margin-top:3px;line-height:17px;}#embedly_twitter_77186326 .tweet-user-block {}#embedly_twitter_77186326 .stream-item {padding-bottom:0px;margin-left:12px;}#embedly_twitter_77186326 .simple-tweet-image img {margin-top:4px;}#embedly_twitter_77186326 .simple-tweet-content {margin:0 0 13px 0px;font-size:14px;min-height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_77186326 .in-reply-to-border {border-color:#EBEBEB;border-style:solid;border-width:1px 0 0;}#embedly_twitter_77186326 .in-reply-to-text {margin-left:4px;padding-left:8px;padding-right:10px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_77186326 .tweet-actions i {background:transparent url(http://a2.twimg.com/a/1306889658/phoenix/img/sprite-icons.png) no-repeat;width:15px;height:15px;margin:0 4px 3px;outline:none;vertical-align:baseline;display:inline-block;}#embedly_twitter_77186326 .tweet-actions a.retweet-action i {background-position:-192px 0;}#embedly_twitter_77186326 .tweet-actions a.reply-action i {background-position:0 0;}#embedly_twitter_77186326 .tweet-actions a.favorite-action i {background-position:-32px 0;}@nationallampoonNational Lampoon See Rogen’s cancer comedy ‘50/50’ this weekend… Studio scrapped our AIDS romcom ‘100/0’ for it.Sep 30 via Twitter for iPhoneFavoriteRetweetReply 3. Sarah Silverman still can’t shake the beat of Contagion. Cue the Peggy Lee “Fever” medley! #embedly_twitter_13677028{background:url(http://a0.twimg.com/profile_background_images/82352675/get-attachment.aspx.jpeg) #0F1724;padding:20px;}#embedly_twitter_13677028 p{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 0px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_13677028 .embedly_tweet_content{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_13677028 p span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:0px;height:40px;padding-bottom:12px;}#embedly_twitter_13677028 p span.metadata span.author{line-height:15px;color:#999;font-size:14px;}#embedly_twitter_13677028 p span.metadata span.author a{line-height:15px;font-size:20px;vertical-align:middle;}#embedly_twitter_13677028 p span.metadata span.author img{float:left;margin:0 10px 0 0px;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_13677028 p a {color:#FF3300;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_13677028 p a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_13677028 .embedly_timestamp{font-size:13px;display:inline-block;margin-top:5px;}#embedly_twitter_13677028 .components-above span.embedly_timestamp{font-size:10px;margin-top:1px;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_13677028 a {color:#FF3300;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_13677028 a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_13677028 .tweet-screen-name {font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;}#embedly_twitter_13677028 .tweet-full-name {padding-left:4px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_13677028 .tweet-actions{margin-left:10px;font-size:13px;display:inline-block;width:250px;}#embedly_twitter_13677028 .components-above span.tweet-actions{font-size:10px;}#embedly_twitter_13677028 .controls{line-height:12px!important;}#embedly_twitter_13677028 .tweet-actions a {margin-left:5px;}#embedly_twitter_13677028 .tweet-actions a b{font-weight:normal;}#embedly_twitter_13677028 .components-above span.tweet-actions a b{vertical-align:baseline;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_13677028 .components-above .tweet-text{font-size:13px;vertical-align:baseline;}#embedly_twitter_13677028 .tweet-image {float:left;width:40px;}#embedly_twitter_13677028 .tweet-user-block-image {float:left;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_13677028 .tweet-row {margin-left:40px;margin-top:3px;line-height:17px;}#embedly_twitter_13677028 .tweet-user-block {}#embedly_twitter_13677028 .stream-item {padding-bottom:0px;margin-left:12px;}#embedly_twitter_13677028 .simple-tweet-image img {margin-top:4px;}#embedly_twitter_13677028 .simple-tweet-content {margin:0 0 13px 0px;font-size:14px;min-height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_13677028 .in-reply-to-border {border-color:#EBEBEB;border-style:solid;border-width:1px 0 0;}#embedly_twitter_13677028 .in-reply-to-text {margin-left:4px;padding-left:8px;padding-right:10px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_13677028 .tweet-actions i {background:transparent url(http://a2.twimg.com/a/1306889658/phoenix/img/sprite-icons.png) no-repeat;width:15px;height:15px;margin:0 4px 3px;outline:none;vertical-align:baseline;display:inline-block;}#embedly_twitter_13677028 .tweet-actions a.retweet-action i {background-position:-192px 0;}#embedly_twitter_13677028 .tweet-actions a.reply-action i {background-position:0 0;}#embedly_twitter_13677028 .tweet-actions a.favorite-action i {background-position:-32px 0;}@SarahKSilvermanSarah Silverman The soundtrack to Contagion is really catchyOct 03 via WhoSayFavoriteRetweetReply 2. Patton Oswalt knows that jokes about mildly popular pop songs from 1977 slay us! #embedly_twitter_35531073{background:url(http://a2.twimg.com/profile_background_images/97647521/glow-y.jpg) #1c5741;padding:20px;}#embedly_twitter_35531073 p{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 0px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_35531073 .embedly_tweet_content{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_35531073 p span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:0px;height:40px;padding-bottom:12px;}#embedly_twitter_35531073 p span.metadata span.author{line-height:15px;color:#999;font-size:14px;}#embedly_twitter_35531073 p span.metadata span.author a{line-height:15px;font-size:20px;vertical-align:middle;}#embedly_twitter_35531073 p span.metadata span.author img{float:left;margin:0 10px 0 0px;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_35531073 p a {color:#BF1238;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_35531073 p a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_35531073 .embedly_timestamp{font-size:13px;display:inline-block;margin-top:5px;}#embedly_twitter_35531073 .components-above span.embedly_timestamp{font-size:10px;margin-top:1px;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_35531073 a {color:#BF1238;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_35531073 a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_35531073 .tweet-screen-name {font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;}#embedly_twitter_35531073 .tweet-full-name {padding-left:4px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_35531073 .tweet-actions{margin-left:10px;font-size:13px;display:inline-block;width:250px;}#embedly_twitter_35531073 .components-above span.tweet-actions{font-size:10px;}#embedly_twitter_35531073 .controls{line-height:12px!important;}#embedly_twitter_35531073 .tweet-actions a {margin-left:5px;}#embedly_twitter_35531073 .tweet-actions a b{font-weight:normal;}#embedly_twitter_35531073 .components-above span.tweet-actions a b{vertical-align:baseline;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_35531073 .components-above .tweet-text{font-size:13px;vertical-align:baseline;}#embedly_twitter_35531073 .tweet-image {float:left;width:40px;}#embedly_twitter_35531073 .tweet-user-block-image {float:left;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_35531073 .tweet-row {margin-left:40px;margin-top:3px;line-height:17px;}#embedly_twitter_35531073 .tweet-user-block {}#embedly_twitter_35531073 .stream-item {padding-bottom:0px;margin-left:12px;}#embedly_twitter_35531073 .simple-tweet-image img {margin-top:4px;}#embedly_twitter_35531073 .simple-tweet-content {margin:0 0 13px 0px;font-size:14px;min-height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_35531073 .in-reply-to-border {border-color:#EBEBEB;border-style:solid;border-width:1px 0 0;}#embedly_twitter_35531073 .in-reply-to-text {margin-left:4px;padding-left:8px;padding-right:10px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_35531073 .tweet-actions i {background:transparent url(http://a2.twimg.com/a/1306889658/phoenix/img/sprite-icons.png) no-repeat;width:15px;height:15px;margin:0 4px 3px;outline:none;vertical-align:baseline;display:inline-block;}#embedly_twitter_35531073 .tweet-actions a.retweet-action i {background-position:-192px 0;}#embedly_twitter_35531073 .tweet-actions a.reply-action i {background-position:0 0;}#embedly_twitter_35531073 .tweet-actions a.favorite-action i {background-position:-32px 0;}@pattonoswaltPatton Oswalt Wish MONEYBALL had been about the guy who sang “Two Tickets To Paradise” fighting testicular cancer.Oct 01 via Twitter for iPhoneFavoriteRetweetReply 1. Ken Jennings is used to being a champ, but today he becomes a brand new type of victor: a winning moneyballer. #embedly_twitter_46632443{background:url(http://a0.twimg.com/images/themes/theme1/bg.png) #C0DEED;padding:20px;}#embedly_twitter_46632443 p{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 0px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_46632443 .embedly_tweet_content{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_46632443 p span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:0px;height:40px;padding-bottom:12px;}#embedly_twitter_46632443 p span.metadata span.author{line-height:15px;color:#999;font-size:14px;}#embedly_twitter_46632443 p span.metadata span.author a{line-height:15px;font-size:20px;vertical-align:middle;}#embedly_twitter_46632443 p span.metadata span.author img{float:left;margin:0 10px 0 0px;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_46632443 p a {color:#0084B4;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_46632443 p a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_46632443 .embedly_timestamp{font-size:13px;display:inline-block;margin-top:5px;}#embedly_twitter_46632443 .components-above span.embedly_timestamp{font-size:10px;margin-top:1px;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_46632443 a {color:#0084B4;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_46632443 a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_46632443 .tweet-screen-name {font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;}#embedly_twitter_46632443 .tweet-full-name {padding-left:4px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_46632443 .tweet-actions{margin-left:10px;font-size:13px;display:inline-block;width:250px;}#embedly_twitter_46632443 .components-above span.tweet-actions{font-size:10px;}#embedly_twitter_46632443 .controls{line-height:12px!important;}#embedly_twitter_46632443 .tweet-actions a {margin-left:5px;}#embedly_twitter_46632443 .tweet-actions a b{font-weight:normal;}#embedly_twitter_46632443 .components-above span.tweet-actions a b{vertical-align:baseline;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_46632443 .components-above .tweet-text{font-size:13px;vertical-align:baseline;}#embedly_twitter_46632443 .tweet-image {float:left;width:40px;}#embedly_twitter_46632443 .tweet-user-block-image {float:left;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_46632443 .tweet-row {margin-left:40px;margin-top:3px;line-height:17px;}#embedly_twitter_46632443 .tweet-user-block {}#embedly_twitter_46632443 .stream-item {padding-bottom:0px;margin-left:12px;}#embedly_twitter_46632443 .simple-tweet-image img {margin-top:4px;}#embedly_twitter_46632443 .simple-tweet-content {margin:0 0 13px 0px;font-size:14px;min-height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_46632443 .in-reply-to-border {border-color:#EBEBEB;border-style:solid;border-width:1px 0 0;}#embedly_twitter_46632443 .in-reply-to-text {margin-left:4px;padding-left:8px;padding-right:10px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_46632443 .tweet-actions i {background:transparent url(http://a2.twimg.com/a/1306889658/phoenix/img/sprite-icons.png) no-repeat;width:15px;height:15px;margin:0 4px 3px;outline:none;vertical-align:baseline;display:inline-block;}#embedly_twitter_46632443 .tweet-actions a.retweet-action i {background-position:-192px 0;}#embedly_twitter_46632443 .tweet-actions a.reply-action i {background-position:0 0;}#embedly_twitter_46632443 .tweet-actions a.favorite-action i {background-position:-32px 0;}@KenJenningsKen Jennings After seeing Moneyball, I’ve been thinking about unloading my kids for two cheaper kids that draw a lot of walks.Oct 02 via webFavoriteRetweetReply Tagged: 50/50, alec baldwin, contagion, ken jennings, moneyball, national lampoon, patton oswalt, sarah silverman

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